Peachfuzz - Intellectual

[Intro: Zev Love X, (Onyx) & Girls ]

*girls giggling*

(Oh, Pete Nice? I'm smoother than him, man

I mean, he wears suits and all, you know, no disrespect)

Yeah, right, just a thought

*girls giggling*

Heavy D? Yo, the girls they love me

*girls giggling*

They love me, I just know it!

(Yeah, Positive K? He's dip-dip-divin'?)

Yeah, right

Yeah, LL, yo, he might keep the girls Jinglin'

But yo.. I'm the man, I'm the man

*girls giggling*

Matter of fact.. yo, see, they laughin' at me, man

I'm the man!

Yo, that ain't right

Yo, well, anyway

[Verse 1: Zev Love X]

By the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, gots many plus plenty

String by string, I think I counts like twenty

If you loan me your ear, I'll return it with interest

If not, I'll simply twist your wrist

So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me

'Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie

Now, only if I had two G's per strand

Ask my anchor banker, he understands

I used to wrap my hand around a cold, gold can

Someone once said health is wealth, so check self

I gots a perfect check-up, 'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up

How can I keep the goya nectars on my shelf?

Oh boya, how I searched for an employer

But before Z. L. Huckleberry Finn was in Tom Sawyer

Now, use your imagination, just a smidgeon

If I was a bird, I'd be a pigeon

Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can

Eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican

Then again, that's only if you're capable for freckles or blue eyes

I settle for Heckle'n'Jeckle

While I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone

The only phone I own's a funky xylophone's tone

Ain't no joy in annoyin' high-pitched ringin'

We do the tap-twist and twitch bringin'

Through soul and this cordless thingamajig

Sure as Subroc's clippers etch and clip to your wig

We'll do the gig so make your mind, thumb twiddlers

The pipe, the bowl, or us fiddlers? Don't riddle us

I'll even ride a bus to the coast if clear

For okay pay, I say I'll finesse up my fin

Now, all this runnin' 'round's kickin' me right in the rear

And still I'm judged by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin

And I'm able to hit a skin (*girls giggling*)

Just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I'm smooth

[Break: Onyx, (Zev Love X) & Girls]

Yeah, Kane, he get the job done

But yo, I take care of business

Peachfuzz! (Now, what's up with this peachfuzz nonsense?)

Peachfuzz! (What are y'all talkin' about, this peachfuzz?)

Peachfuzz! Nah, I just got one thing to say

Peachfuzz! (Aww, man..)

[Verse 2: Onyx the Birthstone Kid]

By the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, six black hairs

String by string, I think I counts five pairs

That's a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up?

At least for the peachfuzz that sums up

A tidbit, yeah, that's it

But who gives a sugar honey iced tea besides me?

For if I ever riff, yet and still, they be stiff, they wantin' bills

So I take time just to kill

I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin

Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then

Smoked a cigar with some black shinin' shoes then

Picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin'?

Huh, that's a dream that I ain't even livin' in

If that makes a man, surely I'll recommend

I'll stay a toy boy eatin' Butterfingers

With Knowledge of Self and coloring books on my shelf

I wanna grow up, 'cause maybe if I did then

I wouldn't be treated like a Toys'R'Us kid when

They counts ten upon my chin

By the hairs of my Peachfuzz, let's say each was an inch

Psych! Because I can't pull or pinch

It's a wrench, and I thought life would be a cinch

But anyway, anyhow, let's talk about someway, somehow

That I can make my peachfuzz grow out

Really? Do I need beard that grows with no pause

Just to be respected and resemble Santa Claus?

Hear this clear — I'm a man, I tell you!

No dreams or drugs like the slugs will I ever sell you

A man I am, in the body of a youth

So don't play me like I'm Born-Universe-Truth-Truth

So when I knock at your hearts, let me in

And judge me not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin

[Outro: Onyx, (Zev Love X) & Girls]

Yeah, that's what we call pimpin' presence

Yo, call me tonight, know what I'm sayin'?

*girls laughing*

(Yeah, I eat no pork, so why can't I be as smooth as my man Dr. York?)

*girls laughing* (I see not!)

Yo.. I'm smoother than the bottom of Hammer's shoes after 300 spins

(No love here, no hair on my chest, but my boy Akh West

I'm just smoother, I'm just smoother)

Yeah, right!

I'm definitely smoother than y'all just saw

It's about time!

(I'm sayin', yo but, I don't want to hear)

Peachfuzz! None of this peachfuzz nonsense

Peachfuzz! (Can't understand) Peachfuzz

Peachfuzz! You know

Peachfuzz! *girls giggling*

Peachfuzz! He's a little boy

Peachfuzz! *girls giggling*

Peachfuzz!

Peachfuzz! *girls laughing*

Peachfuzz!