One day I was walking around my world
And I built a cathedral to our Lord
One day I opened my world and evil antichrist demon children came
And then they started speaking profane
*I'm going to blow the whole fudging mountain*
HECK
*I kill animals because I am a destitute meat-lover*
HECK
*I am a liberal*
HECK
This is my Christian Minecraft Server
This is my Christian Minecraft Server
This is my Christian Minecraft Server
I banned them all
They burned it all
I’ll kill them all
DEUS VULT
I left for the day and when I returned
The evil antichrist demon children were back
And blowing up my whole world
THIS IS HECKING TERRIBLE
I turned on whitelist
I turned on whitelist
I turned on whitelist
Because this is my Christian Minecraft Server