[Spoken: Kitty and HH Slider]

How long has it been since you've brushed your hair?

I mean, your teeth?

It's been two days since I've brushed my teeth

How do you feel about that?

Very nice

You feel…? Okay, Roger that

Swag, R-Roger that

Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag

JWoww, R-Roger that

JWoww?

I know!

That's not important to this track!

[Verse 1: Kitty]

It's not my fault your head is bigger than a loose pussy

Let me make it short and sweet like Snooki, oh looky

I'll pound your face until your lips are smushy

And you see that I'm a lady, so you can't even push me

Please dismount my dick so it can go in your mouth

Lost my California man and all I miss is In-N-Out

It's alright, I got red hair and a little, pink pout

And I'm always feelin' hella good, like, no doubt

I'm with Buzz and Woody, I'm alive with my toys

And I don't really have swag and all my shoes are for boys

And I heard you, Lyfe Jennings, so I'm not havin' sex

But when I'm at the skate park, I'll make them break their decks

I'm on chocolate milk, not rosé

And I don't give a fuck what you say

But I miss the summer when my future was odd

And now I'm just like "please fuck all of my bitches, BasedGod"

[Chorus: Kitty and HH Slider]

Roger that, R-R-Roger that

Roger dat, holler back, don't fall back

Fuck around and never get Roger back

[Verse 2: HH Slider]

They just hate me cause they're lazy

Everyday they tryna phase me

All my wifeys know they crazy

They just simply can't amaze me

Cause I'm bad, like Patrick Swayze

Oh, but, baby, I ain't shady

Nah, I'm a lady, like Driving Miss Daisy

Swag like Jay-Z, like he raised me

Bitch, I got the gravy, in my Mercede

KFC in my seat, but I stay neat

Can't sleep but I stay sweet

Marshmallow treat, highest of the winners

Y'all just beginners, not eatin' y'all dinner

Just to get thinners, that can't be good for y'all innards

Swag in my spinners, middle finger to the sinners, yeah

[Chorus: Kitty and HH Slider]

Roger that, Roger that, Roger that, R-R-Roger that

[Outro: Kitty and HH Slider]

We sound like Roger Rabbit

Except for a rat

No, it's…

Fuck around and never get Roger back

Stop brushing your teeth right now!

I'm goin' in!