I saw you sitting on the pavement

Watching the goose-step of the crowd

You were a picture of rebelliion

A kleptomaniac and proud

Well I should've seen it coming

From miles away

Kiss the pavement goodbye

And say hello to the ice age

Queen Jane

You've got everything to fight for

Queen Jane

You've got everything to lose

Queen Jane

You've got everything to live for

And there's a lot more people worse off than you

I caught him looking for employers

With his macho pressgang crowd

Belsen would be his EuroDisney

He'd like to work in immigration now

Well let's just pretend we're human beings

For a while

Chronic shyness

Can drive us to a smile

Queen Jane

You've got everything to cry for

Queen Jane

You've got everything to win

Queen Jane

You've got everything to die for

And there's a lot more people better off than you

They say your vacant face

Helps the tourist trade

If they could see you in your leisure time...well!

A funny thing happened on the way to here

The headlines read like the end was near

For Queen Jane

They say your vacant face

Helps the tourist trade

If they could see you in your leisure time...well!

Queen Jane

You've got everything to fight for

Queen Jane

You've got everything to lose

Queen Jane

You've got everything to die for

And there's a lot more people worse off than you

Queen Jane

Queen Jane

Queen Jane

Queen Jane