You get on with life as a interpreter

You're a loving kinda person

You like watching films and baking cakes

You like to contemplate ketchup

But when you start to daydream

Your mind turns straight to mayo

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You like to use words like 'disgusting' and 'probable.'

You like to use words about ketchup

But when you stop your talking

Your mind turns straight to mayo

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You like to hang out with Mike and Helen

But when left alone

Your mind turns straight to mayo

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You hate washing dishes and finding dead birds

But you just think back to mayo

And you're happy once again

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