[Chorus]

It was a turkey shoot

It was like shooting fish in a barrel

It was a turkey shoot

That is how we won the war

[verse 1]

With a caterpillar tractor

We plowed them under the desert sand

Can't pay attention to a white flag waving

Not when victory is at hand

[Chorus]

It was a turkey shoot

It was like shooting fish in a barrel

It was a turkey shoot

That is how we won the war

[verse 2]

Thanks to the finest men america

We were graced with their superiority

Look, there goes one of our fine boys now

[?] I own a baby formula factory

[outro]

It was a turkey shoot

It was like shooting fish in a barrel

It was a turkey shoot

Yеs sir, That is how we won the war

That is how we won thе war