Ted Key Beefs - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I'm the fellow who goes into a restaurant

Sits down, and patiently waits

While the waitresses finish their visiting

Before taking my order

I'm the fellow who goes into a department store

Stands quietly while the clerks chitchat

I'm the fellow who drives into a service station

And never blows his horn

But lets the attendant take his time

You might say I'm a good guy

But you know who else that I am?

I'm the fellow who never comes back

Yes, I'm the fellow who never comes back

It amuses me to see businesses spending so much money

Every year to get me back

When I was there in the first place

All they needed to do was give me some service

And extend a little courtesy

In fact, I was the most important person in the world to them

I was a customer

But now I'm the fellow who never comes back

Yes I'm the fellow who never comes back

I'm never going back

Eyes driving me out of my mind

Yes, I think I'm going out of my head

I'm going out of my mind

Yes, I'm going out of my head

Day and night, night and day

Day and night and night and day and night

Night and day and day and night and day and night

Day and night and night and day and night

Good night, good night, good night

Good night, night

Day and night and night and

Good night, good night, good night

Day and night