[Verse 1]

Oh lord what is this growing on my hand?

And what are these pustules on my stubbly chin?

What was it that one time felt so grand

Now leaves me drowning in a sea of sin?

[Verse 2]

When I go downtown to the liquor store

I shake in my boots, overcome by fright

That I'll be approached by some foul-assed whore

Just as I am approached every night

[Verse 3]

Then I return home all filled with disgust

From this most vile and unpleasant feeling

But my distaste soon turns into lust

And I deliver myself a beating

[Outro]

What is the line between pleasure and pain?

With my sword in hand, I rule my domain