My Ordinary Chode

By Khamsim

Released on June 12, 2026

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[Intro]

Yo! じゃあ、行くぞう!

じゃんけんぽん!


[Verse 1: Khamsim]

They tell me my penis small, I tell them, "Let it grow"

I jerk my cock until it’s bleached just like a chicken bone

I tell them, "Stroke my peenie", they laugh and tell me, "Chode"

It's cool, because I want them laughing at my penis more

They’re jerking cocks at me, I'm nutting rocks, catch me?

I'm spitting cum out my penis, know you can't combat me

They tell me, "Jesus walks", I tell them, "So does my cock"

Penis got me chill, post my pictures on TikTok

They tell me I've been creaming, I say, "I'm wide awake"

Cock’s hot and ready so they call me Mister Masturbate

They tell my I’m a Beaner, I think my cock is great

Nuttin' to my homies on an empty tank to the bank


[Pre-Chorus: Khamsim]

Do you feel me? Take a look inside my balls

The people always different, peak inside the bathroom stall

That's the real me, pop my little chode

The Gooners wanna hurt me, and I'm finna bust a load


[Chorus: Khamsim]

Stayin' still, cock small

Let the cum just pass me by

Growth pills, small chode

If I cum, I think I'll bust

Touch me, Mommy

Make me part of your design

None to edge us

I stroke my chode for the very last time


[Verse 2: Khamsim]

They tell me that I'm gooning, I smile and stroke my cock

I'll give them blowjobs to tell friends about the way I bust

They tell me I'm so tiny, I stroke my penis and

They let me bust to them and don't feel like they need more head

They givin’ dick to me, my penis tip, get me?

They know my booty fatter, ask for seconds, they just let me

They tell me I'm a cuck, I think I’m finna bust

Six feet on my cock, and I am calling Packgod

No matter who I goon to, they never see mistakes

Strokin’ so many chodes, I don't care that they just masturbate

They tell me “Wanna blow me?”, I act like I'm a Chud

The people goon together, but I would be lost without their chodes


[Pre-Chorus: Khamsim]

Can you stroke me? Have I came too much?

When you become ungoonable, you're unable to bust

Is there a real me? Pop my little chode

The Gooners wanna hurt me and I’m finna bust a load


[Chorus: Khamsim]

Stayin' still, cock small

Let the cum just pass me by

Growth pills, small chode

If I cum, I think I'll bust

Touch me, Mommy

Make me part of your design

None to guide us

I stroke my chode for the very last time


[Outro: Khamsim]

My chode, restless

Losing nut while I lose my chode

All thrill, no cheeks

And my penis left behind

Chode is below

So high up, like Adventure Time

Locked in, let’s go

I stroke my chode for the very last time