[Chorus]

Little did I know shit would get so crazy

So fast, so maybe

I'll get baked on the daily

Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy

Little did I know shit would get this gnarly

This quickly, I hardly

Had time to think

Uh-uh, no time to think

[Verse 1]

If you like S&M, go choke a bitch

If you wanna just blaze, go smoke a spliff

If you got an envelope, go open it

If you need to urinate, stop holdin' it

If you're mad fed up, find a bone to pick

And if you wanna get laid, then don't commit

Relax, bubble bath, go soak in it

Dead broke, but you got a couple poker chips

Feelin' hopeless, 'cause it's all downhill

From the moment that you're born to the moment that you're killed

Well, at least when you're dead, you could get a little goddamn rest

See, I've been outta whack since '92

When my folks split up and I came unglued

And I haven't really slept that well since then

Staring at alarm clocks on my nightstands

But now I'm married to the kick drum

Samplin' loops like they're dim sum

Tell myself I think I can, little engine

But sometimes, seems like it's all been done

I wanna end on a good note

But damn, I misspoke, so

I retract everything I said

Outta rise and shine, think I'll stay in bed

[Chorus]

Little did I know shit would get so crazy

So fast, so maybe

I'll get baked on the daily

Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy

Little did I know shit would get this gnarly

This quickly, I hardly

Had time to think

Uh-uh, no time to think

[Verse 2]

If you want nice eyes, wear Maybelline

If you need a new friend, pick Rachel Green

If you wanna act wild, go make a scene

Getting paid over here, baby, ching-a-ling

If you're scared to propose, then save the ring

And if he can't hit it right, fake a scream

Life's like a punch, might break your spleen

So you better get used to the pace of things

'Cause basically, it's like stress nonstop

From the moment that you're born to the moment that you drop

Well, at least when you're dead, you could get a little peace in the head

See, I've been feelin' blue since '99

When I realized I'm a slave to time

And the minutes that we got all limited in stock

While I'm lookin' at my watch just wasting mine

Ah, caught a glimpse of the action

Since that day, I felt the passion

Don't just talk, go make it happen

Three points in the clutch, John Paxson

But I'm maxin' everything out, damn

And the same doubts keep weighin' on my brain

Outta rise and shine, think I'll just complain

[Chorus]

Little did I know shit would get so crazy

So fast, so maybe

I'll get baked on the daily

Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy

Little did I know shit would get this gnarly

This quickly, I hardly

Had time to think

Uh-uh, no time to think

Little did I know shit would get so crazy

So fast, so maybe

I'll get baked on the daily

Put my feet up, let my mind go hazy

Little did I know shit would get this gnarly

This quickly, I hardly

Had time to think

Uh-uh, no time to think

[Verse 3]

If you like what you have and you got what you need

If your apartment is the place to be

If you eat sweet crepes or savory

Wanna get in touch, so you're pagin' me

If you stalk down your rival, and break her knee

If you're wanderin' the earth aimlessly

Tryna learn it all, A to Z

But you can't get it up when you lay the D

[Outro]

Well, I suggest you switch your mind state

When people ask you how it's goin', just say, "I'm great", okay

Well, I suggest you switch your mind state

When people ask you how it's goin', just say, "I'm great", "I'm great"