Had a minivan way way back in the day and my family we did ride

Chrysler town and country blue paint job with a wood panel on the side

The year was ’95 and we felt so live got a car with tremendous swag

Vehicle packed to the lid with three cool kids rolling down Wilmette ave

Dashboard with a digital display, three zero point five mph

Took me to school, got me to practice

Far back seat, treat it like my mattress

Taking mad naps I was all stretched out

Jordans in the air you know what I’m about

Fight to the death for a captain’s seat

Steal my spot get your ass all beat

Gary, Hammond, Indiana, bust on another road trip

Spotting license plates from faraway states with my bro and my little sis

I see Hawaii, how’d they get over here?

Singing 99 bottles of beer, so obnoxious

Reading Bearenstein Bears till I got too nauseous

Got a minivan and I’m looking fly

Hottest girl in the fifth grade you know why