Had to grease up my hands first

Stroking my dick got lotion on my shit

[Verse 1]

Uh, Elmo with an AK and my Granny got a glocky(pop pop pop pop)

I ain't even Mexican so why she call me papi?(como estas)

Push up on my block and the chop gon’ get to popping(brrrah)

Double Mac 10's akimbo gon get to boxing(mink mink mink)

I'd write a fat bitch off on my taxes, call it an extra payment

Seen her fat ass rolling down the sidewalk, the pavement

Seen a fat nigga playing Fortnite inside the basement

I don’t know what rhymes with basement gang(I'm slow as shit)

[Verse 2]

Abrakadabra I hit a nigga with a magic wand

Got 2 Mexican plugs named Rudy and Juan

And I love my white I do not fuck with blondes

How the fuck I catch an opp, and then another? Respawn

All my money y'all past the sky's, beyond

Got a white plug named James, no Bond

Long neck nigga I might call him a swan

Nigga you mean a Giraffe? Nigga fuck you