[Chorus: Kevin Walkman]

Oh no!

Shit here we go again

I know we could be more than friendly

What does that even mean?

Babe, I want love as seen on TV

And oh my god!

We could admit that this is odd!

Love at first sight is bullshit now

But look at your face

Can I get to know you at my place tonight?

[Verse 1: Kevin Walkman]

And I'm the boy who cries wolf tonight

But it's not my first tear shed

Maybe I'm dramatic, I swear

I always act up this time of year

It's true

What they don't see

When the cameras stop rolling it's just me and you

It could be us if you want if you wanna

Call me by your name and I'll call you nirvana, yeah

[Chorus: Kevin Walkman]

Oh no!

Shit here we go again

I know we could be more than friendly

What does that even mean?

Babe, I want love as seen on TV

And oh my god!

We could admit that this is odd!

Love at first sight is bullshit now

But look at your face

Can I get to know you at my place tonight?

[Verse 2: Mickey Darling]

Oh no, shit really hit the fan

My shows sell out for some reason

I know it's not everything but

My self-worth is based off my streams

And oh my god, look mom I'm famous

I'm not lost, just kinda aimless

I can't tell my girlfriend I'm gay

Cause she spent eight months thinking I'm straight, oh no!

[Chorus: Kevin Walkman]

Oh no!

Shit here we go again

I know we could be more than friendly

What does that even mean?

Babe, I want love as seen on TV

And oh my god!

We could admit that this is odd!

Love at first sight is bullshit now

But look at your face

Can I get to know you at my place tonight?

[Outro: Kevin Walkman]

Good god, this is close

I feel like I'll explode

For you

I know, it's true babe

Good god, this is close

I feel like I'll explode

For you

I know, it's true babe

Good god, this is close

I feel like I'll explode

For you

I know, it's true babe