[Intro]

Stephen

Stephen

Why won't you call me?

Stephen, why won't you call me?

[Verse 1]

I saw you in your tight-ass rocker pants, you saw me too

I laughed 'cause I was completely trashed

And I watched your ugly girlfriend sneer across the room

As if I really care that she's here with you

[Pre-Chorus]

All I know is you're my object of affection

My drug of choice, my sick obsession, oh

[Chorus]

Stephen (Stephen)

Why won't you call me? (Call me)

I'm sitting here waitin' (Waitin')

Why won't you call me?

Stephen (Stephen)

I'm feelin' pathetic (Feelin')

I can't take rejection (Stephen)

Why won't you call me?

[Verse 2]

I've got guys waiting in a line

For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds

Just watch me, I've got it down to a simple art

Just bat my eyes like this and there's a broken heart

[Pre-Chorus]

But somehow, you turned the tables, what the hell?

I can charm the pants off anyone else but you

[Chorus]

Stephen (Stephen)

Why won't you call me? (Call me)

I'm sitting here waitin' (Waitin')

Why won't you call me?

Stephen (Stephen)

I'm feelin' pathetic (Feelin')

I can't take rejection (Stephen)

Why won't you call me?

[Bridge]

Stephen, I'm thinkin' that maybe

You might think I'm crazy

Is that why you won't call me?

Steve, don't you think I'm pretty?

Do you not love me?

Is that why you won't call me?

'Cause you're my object of affection

My drug of choice, my sick obsession

I want to keep you as my pet

To play with and hide under my bed forever

[Chorus]

Stephen (Stephen)

Why won't you call me? (Call me)

I'm sitting here waitin' (Waitin')

Why won't you call me? (Oh)

Stephen (Stephen)

I'm feelin' pathetic (Feelin')

I can't take rejection (Stephen)

Why won't you call me?

[Interlude]

Stephen (Stephen)

I'll knit you a sweater (Call me, waitin')

I wanna wrap you up in my love (You call me, Stephen)

Forever (Feelin')

I would never let you go Stephen (Stephen, why won't you call me?)

I'll never let go

[Chorus]

Stephen (Stephen)

Why won't you call me? (Call me)

I'm sitting here waitin' (I'm waitin')

Why won't you call me?

Stephen (Stephen, I'm waitin')

I'm feelin' pathetic (Feelin')

I can't take rejection (Stephen, I'm waitin')

Why won't you call me?

[Outro]

Why won't you call me? (Stephen, call me)

Why won't you call me? (Waitin')

(Why won't you call me?)

Why won't you call me? (Stephen)