Released on December 7, 1999

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[Verse 1: Markita]

Somebody made me an offer and I accepted

Forever in debted to rep it, love, honor, and respected

But his image was different than what his character reflected

Word is he's seven-thirty his hands never dirty

All I know this so-called psycho never hurt me

Tips me down in Tiffs, shopping sprees on Fifth

With enough dough that could be carried out on forklifts

Earned his trust, together till we turn to dust

Until his theory disintegrated and burned to crust

What? What?


[Verse 2: Kelis]

Death to a soft heart, that's what I vow to you

Love wise I'd bow to you, amazing how it's true

Talk codes on our phone, just to remind you

That I'm behind you, the feds won't find you


[Chorus: Kelis]

Relax, my love, the love I have for you is like the mafia

For you I'd testify

I'd lie for you, of course, since my love is like the mafia

And for you I would fry


[Verse 3: Markita]

Mister and Mrs., but I wonder where the bliss is

Sealed in blood and Corleone kisses

The shit I witnessed would give a bitch morning sickness

Decomposed bodies thrown in the ditches

As for snitches ain't nothing lower than that

Cuz getting pinched and squeal on your fam make you low as a rat

Got capos for flaming at those

Lame ass hoes, so you know next time keep your trap closed


[Verse 4: Kelis]

What would you doubt for? I'd never lie to you

Of course I'd die for you, I'd be your eye for you

My love, rest assured, I'll raise our sons for you

I'll save our ones for you, load up your guns for you


[Chorus: Kelis]

Relax, my love, the love I have for you is like the mafia

For you I'd testify

I'd lie for you, of course, since my love is like the mafia

And for you I would fry

Relax, my love, the love I have for you is like the mafia

For you I'd testify

I'd lie for you, of course, since my love is like the mafia

And for you I would fry


[Verse 5: Markita]

Rich in tradition niggas once held dear

Let it be known that your name alone spell fear

Gun for gun, hundred to one, forget about it

Petty shit, rise above and get up out it

Could give a shit about it, time to focus or fold

Many lives bought and sold, fortunes favor the bold

Connected like phone lines from racketeering to known crimes

Winners turning long shots to gold mines


[Verse 6: Kelis]

The high speed chases, I'll do them just like you

I'll give them dust like you, turn around and bust like you

Then I'll disappear and return like Jedi


[Chorus: Kelis]

Relax, my love, the love I have for you is like the mafia

For you I'd testify

I'd lie for you, of course, since my love is like the mafia

And for you I would fry


[Outro: Kelis]

For you I testify

Oh, oh