[INTRO]
It’s Keithian 2 Dope
Presenting the
Dope American special
KEITHIAN 2 DOPE!
[HOOK]
Look, look AT ME!
It’s the fucking AMERICAN SPECIAL!
Yuh yuh yuh
We rollin’, we rollin’
Puh puh puh
Keep it goin’, goin’
I don’t know what the fuck I’m doin’, doin’
WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!
KEITHIAN 2 DOPE!
[VERSE 1: KEITHIAN]
Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back
Better call dispatch, with this batch I’m 9/11
I hijack the planes and head for the towers
Say goodbye, Manhattan - this is your final hour
They ain’t prepared for my dope ass powers
Neither are you, I pop off like a rocket
And you can’t pop off, so just stop it
You’re gonna end up takin’ your eye out - like lights out when I gouge your eye socket
I take this 9 and stock it, I got it
Loaded up, the way I load ‘em up
Take this mic and I fuck ‘em up, that’s what’s up
And I don’t stop ‘till I drop
Like the microphone, just go home
If you think I’ll fall over, shit’s over
And by shit’s over, I mean I will run you over
In a black land rover, watch it, sir
Night vision goggles finna make you go shoggles
When you spot me runnin’ round in the forest at night all boggles
I’m supernatural, the way I’m a natural, factual
Think someone’s got a staring problem they gotta solve ‘em
Cuz these hoes keep lookin’ at me like what the fuck
Y’all stink like a skunk, just get the fuck in the trunk
KEITHIAN 2 DOPE!
[HOOK 2]
Look, look AT THIS!
I know how to spit, spit
And you suck like a dipshit, dipshit
Yuh yuh yuh
We rollin’, rollin’
Puh puh puh
I’m seein’, 11, 11
My butthole itches, itches
Fuck y’all bitches, bitches
WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!
KEITHIAN 2 DOPE!
[VERSE 2: JAKEDAWG]
Yo, what's up, it's an AMERICAN
Do what I do cause you Ameri-can't
And what I do is shoot up innocents
Cause I'm a walkin' stereotype and I don't make sense
...UH!!!
But it's chill cause I make cents
BARELY THOUGH because of INFLAT-I-ON
Yeah, FUCK THIS COUNTRY but I'm forced to stay
Get reminded of my future every single day
And I got so many words that I wish I could say
But when it comes to banning shit, Donald trump don't play
Whole country's gone to hell before the start of May
All cause he just don't like when someone say he gay
So strap in cause every American's his prey
I'd say it's okay, but it's not okay
Nothin' to do now, I guess, so just pray for the best
We made this bed and now we must rest
Got a combination that should pique interest
Two to the chest and one to the head -
Apparently we're better off left for dead
No one takes account of all the blood that's bled
Yeah I said what I said and I meant it too
Alright K2D, BACK TO YOU!
[VERSE 3: KEITHIAN]
Yeah I’m better than butter, or batter but man? You don’t matter
I’m the bitch slapper, axe attacker - you’re about to turn from flesh to a blood splatter
On the doorframe, when I aim for your mainframe
Like a hacker boutta aim for a wireframe, no delay
But I got that Reverb!! Like a verb - definition: doing word
And man, I’m doing your mom, word
I don’t wanna do what I don’t wanna do
That’s why I keep throwing these rhymes at you, it’s a serious issue
A problem, but probably not a problem like math questions - don’t know how to solve ‘em
2 + 2 equals Keithian 2 Dope twice, shoulda known be you
But you’re not grown be you, that’s why you’re just blue
Like a blue flower, you cornflower
I bomb this shit like Oppenheimer, atomic get so catastrophic
When I drop this shit down, you better run from the mushroom cloud
[BRIDGE]
Rawn fell in love with my dick, that’s why he likes to stick
Up like his wiener, but he ain’t no winner
That’s why I ain’t inviting him to Christmas dinner, because I know he’s a sinner
And he’s gonna stick his dick in the back of the trunk of the duck
Hey Elon, what the FUCK is a CYBERTRUCK? It’s more like a cyberfuck
You cannot be serious, too delirious, I’m a joker-o
I joke-oh, and I chop up more than you’d ever know-o
Jugga-lugga-rugga-tugga-pugga-logga-lugga-lo! Don’t fuck with tha juggalo!
KEITHIAN 2 DOPE!
[HOOK]
Look, look AT ME!
It’s the fucking AMERICAN SPECIAL!
Yuh yuh yuh
We rollin’, we rollin’
Puh puh puh
Keep it goin’, goin’
I don’t know what the fuck I’m doin’, doin’
WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!
[HOOK 2]
Look, look AT THIS!
I know how to spit, spit
And you suck like a dipshit, dipshit
Yuh yuh yuh
We rollin’, rollin’
Puh puh puh
I’m seein’, 11, 11
My butthole itches, itches
Fuck y’all bitches, bitches
WHAT WHAT WHAT!
[OUTRO]
Should I make another verse
Help
Should I
Should I make another verse
Okay I think everybody left
Uh
SMOKED!