Cat (Keithian’s Version)

By Keithian 2 Dope

On 7 Inches of Nails

Released on June 1, 2026

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[Chorus: ROXSTAR]

Miau, miau, everykitty bow down

Top dog, big cat struttin' through the middle of the town

Tail up high, never wear a frown -

King and queen of the alley, Keithian takes the crown

Nine lives deep and im still not done

Chasin' bright red laser beams just for fun

Cool cat swagger, seven minus six yeah bitch we're number one

Coughing up iron wool, yeah, call that Iron Lung


[VERSE 1: KEITHIAN]

I’m a cat

Kinda phat

Do it like this and I do it like that

Low brim cap, or a cowboy hat

I’m the man, you’re a van

Break you down so much you need a crutch

‘Cause you go all nutty and crazy, outta touch

Like Christopher Reeves and his legs, surprise buttsecks

Nine lives and nine wives, not really

Nine lives and nine knives, kinda silly

[Chorus: ROXSTAR]

Miau, miau, everykitty bow down

Top dog, big cat struttin' through the middle of the town

Tail up high, never wear a frown

King and queen of the alley, Keithian takes the crown

Nine lives deep and im still not done

Chasin' bright red laser beams just for fun

Cool cat swagger, 7 minus 6 yeah bitch we're number one

Coughing up iron wool, yeah, call that Iron Lung


[VERSE 2: KEITHIAN]

My shit comes more than fives, that’s why my line drives

Onward and forward, guess you could say it’s straightforward

But some people may say I need the gay award, so faggotward

Forgot that word, son I just slurred and you still got burned

Guess I breathe fiyah, karate chopping and katana slicin’ slicin’ like hiyah!

Cool guy with shades, so I guess I’ll see ya!

Serve you up like a tortilla, triangles ‘cause I’m triangular

Try and be as angular but man I’ll strangle you, sir

Cat go purr and I go hurr-durr

[Chorus: ROXSTAR]

Miau, miau, everykitty bow down

Top dog, big cat struttin' through the middle of the town

Tail up high, never wear a frown

King and queen of the alley, Keithian takes the crown

Nine lives deep and im still not done

Chasin' bright red laser beams just for fun

Cool cat swagger, 7 minus 6 yeah bitch we're number one

Coughing up iron wool, yeah, call that Iron Lung!