[Intro]

Haha

KC Star

You're not ready...

Bitch!

[Verse 1]

Life is a game, Monopoly, I'm just visiting

Laughing at you while you sitting in prison, yeah

At least you got a front row seat to be witnessing

My rise to the top, I know it must be sickening

You keep paying me dust but that's not my currency

Every time you call (911, what's your emergency?)

I only pick up and answer out of courtesy

At least I get a good giggle out of your absurdity

You're looking like a hot ass mess (mess)

In last night's dress

Meant to impress

Is that your best?

I must confess

It's cute, I guess

If you're not looking for success

Oh...

But I digress

[Refrain]

I wear my heart on my sleeve

Bitch, it's Gucci

No need to judge me

Bitch, your name ain't Judy

Love me then hate me

Bitch, you're awfully moody

I'll keep on serving

Bitch, it's my duty

[Verse 2]

Hmm, I could steal your bitch today

And I don't even swing that way

'Cause you're musty, dusty, crusty

(It's true)

Just like Humpty Dumpty

(You're through)

You had a great fall

I ain't talking 'bout the season

Running to keep up

(You got asthma?)

Honey, you're wheezing

Is it so hard to admit that you've been beaten?

No, I don't mean your meat

Fuck off, squirt

Semen

[Outro]

Hahahaha

I said semen

Is that-

Is that allowed?

Haha, I don't care, haha

No one ever has, or will be, on my level of iconicity

Oh, and just to clarify: this rap wasn't directed at anyone in particular

Just... those of you who need to be humbled

And you know who you are, haha

My name is KC Star 'cause I am a fucking star!