[Intro]

Wingardium leviosa, she is not hermosa

*coughs*

This gon' be a love song about my boyfriend like bro, like bro bro. This is a freestyle

Woah, woah. woah, woah ah

Woah, woah. woah, woah ah

"same old shit bro"

[Verse]

I met him in Hogwarts, yeah diagon alley

And I know Harry Potter stuttering, quit yo whining sally. Quit yo whining sally. And I know that, why is he still here sadly. Why is he sadly still here? That's unfortunate. But I know Slytherin is my team thats a fortunate, that's fortunate like bro. And I know where Snape is cause he might rode

[Chorus]

He might rode, woah, ride or die (x3)

Am I in love with him, yeah madly

Yeah madly

Harry Potter quit yo whining sally!

Why you always think Snape the bad guy?

Why you always think he the bad guy? when Snape is clearly my type

Yeah that's pretty pretty messed up, but i'm a graduate of Hogwarts, yeah that is my magicus, yeah that is my magicus

I call him levadicus (x2)

Wingardium leviosa, make him levitate bitch

[Verse]

Make him levitate bitch, up on the stage

When i'm home, I try levadicus, we done, he dying levadicus and slash him into eighths. Slash him into eighths

Slash him into eighths, and I know i'm a chevrolet

I'm a Sagittarius kinda boy, i'm a chevrolet kinda boy

[Outro]

And I know i'm gonna pull up with Snape in a wraith, yeah thats my boy