I worked hard to get paid

No, I never had it made

You worked hard to lie

Lie and get laid

You think that you're so sympathetic

You say that you are so poetic

You say that you're a lunatic

But really, your lunacy waxes on and off

Like a lunar phase

You just think you're deeper than the hell that you raise

I was raised

To raise my hand to ask questions

But now, I'll gladly interrupt

Yeah, I'm polite but I

Can be a bit off-cuff

I've got a little knack for some troublesome stuff

Day-drinking, tardy, missed class, need a hall pass

But I've still got class

And yeah, I think that you're an ass

Um, Neanderthal? Nah, you're morе primitive

Got a tiny brain

So diminutive

Your spine is so small that I'll crush it еasy

No sedative

Yep, no anesthesia

I won't numb the pain

I am not here to please ya

I'd rather be deceased than ever feel ceased

Than ever feel the need to speak to you ever again

You'd never even treat me to dinner

I'd always treat you to something

Whether it was New York or McDonald's at 3AM

Used to say, "Amen," when you'd drive high so we wouldn't crash

Guess it worked

I worked hard to get paid

No, I never had it made

You worked hard to lie

Lie and get laid

I worked hard to get paid

No, I never had it made

You worked hard to lie

Lie and get laid

I worked hard to get paid

No, I never had it made

You worked hard to lie

Lie and get laid