Catfish (Original Version)

By Katherine Jayne

On Tweet Now (Deluxe)

Released on April 21, 2025

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[Verse 1]

I hate to give the satisfaction

Liking pictures of the man you pretend to be (Mmm, mmm)

You never could have made it less obvious and shameless

And dishonest getting close to me (Oh)

And to think I ever liked you in the first place

You knew you had to catch me in the worst place


[Pre-Chorus]

I knew Moe was never smart

Saw broken puzzles from the start

But I still poured out my heart

It came and went so quick

Mask slipped and the twink thinks he can sing


[Chorus]

I reel the truth in, line of thoughts

Why would someone ever do this to a poor girl’s heart?

I just don’t know how far you’d go with me

I’ll always come to this, you were nothing but a catfish


[Verse 2]

And I can call you by your real name, nothing else to blame

For lying behind another’s face (Ah, mmm)

And it hurts craved a god damn lie

Piles of ashes from your fire (Oh no)

My desire and entire world, that centered around you

Will never come through (Ooh)


[Pre-Chorus]

I knew Moe was never smart

Saw broken puzzles from the start

But I still poured out my heart

It came and went so quick

Mask slipped and the twink thinks he can sing


[Chorus]

But as I reel the truth in, line of thoughts

Why would someone ever do this to a poor girl’s heart?

I just don’t know how far you’d go with me

I’ll always come to this, you were nothing but a catfish (Ah, ah)


[Bridge]

Catfish caught in the nick of time

Liar sought in the darkest crimes

Edged my way to see the truth, and boy did I feel blue

Ugly twink at the switch of the light

Flickering embers of his dead eyes

Now he’s the one calling me a bitch

Boy you’re a fucking catfish (Oh)


[Chorus]

I reel the truth in, line of thoughts

Why would someone ever do this to a poor girl’s heart?

I just don’t know how far you’d go with me

I’ll always come to this, you were nothing but a catfish

You were nothing but a catfish


[Outro]

Nothing but a stupid fucking asshole (Ah, ah)

Nothing but a twink who played the role (Ah, ah)

And whether it’s you or not, you will never be a man

You will never be a man, you will never be a man, dipshit

But you’ll always be a catfish