Released on May 20, 2021
[Intro: Otis Redding & Squidward Tentacles]
Wish I had told ooh was (Uh oh) only one
But it’s too late
It’s too late
He’s gone
[Verse 1: Squidward Tentacles]
A player, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Squidward
I’m a bit tall, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Victor
Walkin’ to the building, everybody’s in a big herd
Playing clarinet so sweet that you won’t even get bored
People say I got a big nose
Take ‘em outside and wash they mouth with a big hose
Said they wanted diamonds, so I went and got them new clothes
If I’m up at Friday, imma still be Squiddy, gone!
[Hook 1: Squidward Tentacles]
Us squids all day
Us squids get payed
[Verse 2: Squidward Tentacles]
You ain’t want no food from me
Don’t act surprised when you got an attitude from me
Maybe you can be my intern, and in turn
You’ll be outty or flipping Pattiеs in the winter
Squiddy love thе raw dog, when will he learn?
Takin’ orders all day, yeah, he had to be heard
Think I’m ‘bout to run three terms
Arguing about Krabby Patties like “Bitch, they burnt!”
“Damn, squiddy, you stupid to diss him
Even your real raps got a Kanye instrumental”
W-W-W-Walk there with squiddy on
With some protein shakes, yeah, I got my Larry on
Said I couldn’t rap, now I’m at the top
When will you learn, that I’m the hottest squid around? Man, I give along, it’s gone
[Hook 2: Squidward Tentacles]
Us squids get payed
We squids all day
Us squids get payed
We swim all day
Us squids get payed
Us squids get payed
[Verse 3: Patrick Star]
Knock, knock, who’s there? Patrick Star, Patrick who?
Patrick Star, genius, realest, the meanest, who?
Yeah, Bikini Bottom
Yeah, we don’t like the drama
Versus life drama, ‘cause he sneak inside your mind, yeah
Out here lookin’ at Sandy’s ass
Man, squiddies still doing puff-puff-pass
People say that I’m stupid ‘cause I’m Patrick
But I’m at the hockey game, and I just caught a hacker, yeah
Mrs. Puff, you know she my side chick
Can’t wait to see how you react
When I’m at the cash register, wearing my Krusty Krab hat
My name is Patrick, uh, big pink dude, I’m a big boy
I don’t play with no toys
I just eat my Krabby Patties
And call up Spongebob, and we go, and go Jellyfishing
Man, I’m gone
But I’m back
And you know that I’m Pat
And I ain’t got my K.K hat
My Krusty Krab hat, I’m on
Patting you on the back ‘cause you participated
But you know that I get the award ‘cause I resuffocated
[Hook 3: Squidward Tentacles]
We squids all day
Us squids get payed
We squids all day
Us squids get payed
We squids all day
Us squids get payed