World’s Worst Nerdcore Rapper

By Kabuto The Python

On The Almighty

Released on 2013

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(Shael Riley)

I know a man in a mask

I know a man in a mask knows trouble

Finds no salvation from sin

If you carried his load

If you walked with his bundle

You wouldn't want to be him

(Kabuto the Python)

So I dig rap, wear a fitted cap and some Nikes

Neff hoodie, Neff hater blockers and a white tee

Nerdy but not riding for my people like I'm Spike Lee

I don't really like white demons but they like me

I like Soulja Boy, Jay, Nicki and Kanyeezy

Drake too, Gucci and Waka, and Young Jeezy

No weeaboo, I like Weezy and not chibis

I like Based God saying he's people from on TV

I fuck with Ke$ha more than Dessa, hella, Yela

More than Tech and dig Umbrella (ella) ella (ella) ella (ella) ey

I like Justin Bieber

Even though you fuckers think he's such a weiner

Really though, feeling like some things ain't straight

How the nerds like me, I like things they hate

Yall corniness has brought me to the brink today

And ain't really nothing I can think to say, leggo

(Shael Riley)

I know a man in a mask

I know a man in a mask knows fallback

Tired and empty is he

As the python slinks back to his den

Heavy is the head that wears the ball cap

Take it from old KTP

(Kabuto the Python)

Feeling like for real my disposition's not sunny

I think pirates, even zombies and ninjas aren't funny

I hate Hot Topic type shirts with the with the clever quips

And when I say "clever" what I mean is they are never this

Mad? I ain't finna bring the tune to a end though

And I ain't never played a fucking Super Nintendo

I ain't even played a single Mario game

I think that Star Trek is boring, and that Sonic is lame

Yo I think that Ron Paul is a shithead

Voted for Obama and I got what the tin said

And if you ain't pissed yet the rest should do

You say you "fucking hate chavs," no respect for you

Not a DnDer, I ain't never read fantasy

And I still have yet to see a well-written anime

Yo I know the scene is like a proper big family

But this the type of shit I would have thought'd scare my fans away

(Shael Riley)

I know a man in a mask

I know a man who's a space invader

I know a man from Vietnam

I know a man who's dark

I know a man beyond salvation

I know a man-python

(Kabuto the Python)

MC Lars: kind of a pariah, and Buto

Do not really bump the music but I likes his views

And I am nobody and really ain't got shite to lose

But if you want me on a diss, then I might refuse

Ayo, these days I'm on a bell hooks tip

And through that prism, many of you, well, look shit

Like Danimal Cannon who had the nerve to tell me he ain't

A bigot while decked out in everything except for grease paint

Ignorant fucks are gonna notice this sadist

Catch me up on Tumblr reading "Yo, Is This Racist?"

Talentless minstrels who flow a bit Amos

And you're acting like that tip is really dope and shit?

Heinous

If you're lucky you might see me bump a Front CD

But most the rest of you all do not get no truck from me

Ayo, pleased to meet you, I yearns to smack yer

I'm Kabuto, the world's worst nerdcore rapper

(Shael Riley)

I know a man in a mask

I know a man who's beyond salvation

I know a man from Vietnam

I know a man who's dark

I know a man who's a space invader

I know a man who'll soon be gone

I know Kabuto the Python