[B.C.]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel

More gorgeous than Rivendell

Ain't no red sand

We just storin' the piff and L

Cerberus will torture a Vorcha and kick a drell

And while I ain't sayin' fuck around on Liara

If I asked her to join me on my ship, then she oughta

Break your routine, Blue Queen, forget the Shadow Broker

Help me scam the shit out engineers who think they're good at poker

Cause that's the way we do it on the Normandy man

To past time between travels to the foreignest land

I mean planets

Yellow, maroon and green planets

Take the shuttle and bugs abducted my team

Damn it

When you're dead, you move quickly through the passage of time, Shiala

I ain't got time for more than half of you dimes, we ballas

Mostly good days, but crappy some times

In my quarters with my musical clock, craftin' a rhyme

[Kabuto]

Spoken

That was ill

Pretty good

Pretty good raps

Nice job

[B.C.]

Spoken

I should go

[Kabuto]

Spoken

Okay, maybe we'll talk later

Ha, ha

Now I will rap

Rapping

Combat is therapeutic

Kick back and smoke some Turians

And try not to think about that finger-pulling Turian

Oops, you did

Ha, ha, I tricked you

Quarian status

[B.C.]

What's that?

[Kabuto]

I am sick dude, duh

[B.C.]

Oh, right

[Kabuto]

Plus you can't see my face

Shitty rappers like the Vorcha, a cancerous race

And we are leaving earth chickens

Booze bar in their panties yo

They blue in the area

Asari Commando

That was bad...

Like Saren

Your girlfriend's nice

But she looks like a varren

Ay yo, stay out late

Get drunk, fight your parents

Life's a side quest but y'all like the errands

And we all like Shepards, only do what they do

So that we can sit around acting cool with a crew

But chillin', playin games that we copped for our omni-tool

Heroes are not commonly found like a mommy mule

[B.C.]

That was okay, though

Right Kabuto?

[Kabuto]

Yeah, of course

It was all good

That's the point of the song, to be all happy and playful

[B.C.]

Okay