(Kabuto)

Yo!

Yo yo yo!

Here we go. Yo!

Ball so hard, I got boobs all over everything

Boob car, boob card, all boob everything

Boob Mafia ladies and dudes comment

On my three piece suit and a tie with boobs on it

Yeah buddy, rolling like a big shot

Chevy airbrushed with the Maxim tit job

Fresh inside, you know how it's upholstered

All synthetic breasts, you can go ahead and stroke it

Poke it, nipple on the shifter is the steez, cuz

And the seats got just the right amout of peach fuzz

Boob throw pillows at the pad, that's a given

And my beanbag chair is hella duly shura jigglin' (?)

You might think with all of the fame Kabuto lost it

But in the back, I got something better than the ball pit

So bring your folks down to the crib, Chez Kabuto

The place where we keep it classy - I hope they like the boobs though

[Chorus]

(Rappy)

Boobs! (x32)

(Kabuto)

I'm Ralph Bakshi

Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed

I'm Ralph Bakshi

Fusion enveloping boobs over everything

[END Chorus]

(SHLF LIFE)

I like boobs and I can't lie

Don't mean to be That Guy

But I peep every sweet rack that pass by

And I try not to stare

But I can't help checking out a fine healthy pair

On a lady as she's walking through the middle of the city

Cos' I like to see the wobble and the jiggle of the tiddies

I call 'em boobs, cans, funbags, melons, teats, honkers

Hooters, gazongas, sweatermeat, knockers

But I'd have a better chance to roll five dice and shout "Yahtzee!"

Than understand what this song has to do with Ralph Bakshi

I mean, two or three films hardly indicate a breast obsession

And girl, did I forget to mention

That I'm straight buggin' yeah, I'm trippin' over you

In that tight tee-shirt with the nipples showing thru

When the boobs are on display, I'm a man who's sitting happy

But now my verse is over and I'm handing it to Rappy

(Rappy)

Hear the knockin' of the boots rockin'

Stop and walk in 'cause this flophouse is top ten

Hop in, see the whole town's talkin'

Outright squawkin', it's downright shockin'

Fly high flockin', poppin', lockin'

No doubt that we go down rockin'

See 'em stockin' deals that we're hawkin'

Clock in the EBT and start shoppin'

We got the brand new lava lamps

Do the guava dance, DUDE, I'M ON ACID

Little nipples in the rippled up plastic

I get sad if your ding-dong's flaccid

Hair plug thug, Ted Dansom anthem

Spiritual sage on the tantric mantra

Putting on the fur suit, spastic panda

Smile in the restroom, Candid Camera

In my robe, right, and I flow with the strobe light

Drag queens screaming on the stage, it's a show night

Cover up the grow lights, yo it's all right

Raise the spray eight ways and praise the jay

Struttin' down the hallways in the gold medallions

Betty Boop, meet Eddie Valiant

Sweatin' gallons, moonlight howlin'

Maui time, I'm the Haole Stallion

Shaolin shaman, animal at the mall

Vampire cannibal, boobs on the mandible

Big boobs, small boobs, all boobs, call you to fall through

All you dudes who like nude boobs

Little cousin are you into a coke binge?

Smokin' from both ends, hopin' the yoke bends

Straw hat showman stepping my game up

It's Baby Rappy, let me see you set your frame up

(Scratch break)

(Kabuto)

Boobs rule everything around me

All boob everything

Boobs rule everything around me

Three piece suit and a tie with boobs on it

Boobs rule everything around me

All boob everything

Boobs rule everything around me

Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed

[Chorus]

(Rappy)

Boobs! (x32)

(Kabuto)

I'm Ralph Bakshi

Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed

I'm Ralph Bakshi

Fusion enveloping boobs over everything

[END Chorus]

(Kabuto)

Bumpin' Johnny Boob up in the whip so I don't hear you

Here too, fuzzy boobs swinging from the rear view

And I don't give a fuck if you think this shit is weird, dude

'cause when it comes to boobs, check the heart, it's what they're near to

And I hope I don't appear objectifying, that'd be wack as fuck and shit

But these boobs, I think they grow them in a vat or something

It ain't a sexual thing, if you're thinking that's disgusting

...yo, yo, okay, granted

Granted, maybe this ain't look good

It's just, like, I think it complements the trim with the wood, right?

Yeah, I don't really blame you if you spit-take me

I mean, look, I've been going through a lot of shit lately

I guess, I probably should have talked to someone, I'm sorry, I know that now

You know how this business is though, you never know who your real friends are...

What? no, of course, you, of course, no I wouldn't - I didn't mean to... okay, look, forget it

[Chorus]

(Rappy)

Boobs! (x32)

(Kabuto)

I'm Ralph Bakshi

Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed

I'm Ralph Bakshi

Fusion enveloping boobs over everything

[END Chorus]

(Kabuto)

No, no, I... I get what you're saying... I WILL go to counseling...

Uh, I just need like a week or two, just to, like, you know, deacclimate... to my situation... you know, I don't wanna... get rid of them all at once... 'cause I might, I just... you know, I don't know if - that would be hard

I'm trying to quit smoking, also, you know? And I haven't - I've, I've been - you know, I haven't been drinking, I've been really on the wagon about that

I just feel like... you know, what, you know, one thing at a time? I don't know

Idunno - I still don't think it's that weird