Pitch Shift Swag

By Kabuto The Python

On N7

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[Thane]

What you know about a headshot at 300 meters?

Shredder ammo chews flesh like it's cheese and fajitas

Hiring protection? Please

You will need enough Eclipse mercs to fill up a FIFA arena

I may be broken up cause my wife is dead

But my favorite diversion is to snipe your head

If you want me to live, I play awful defense

I wish you wouldn't send me to crawl through the vents


[Sergeant Kafka]

It's Sergeant Kafka

I'm the hardest rappa'

Fix the gun ship so Archangel

Can spawn in faster

My douchey assistant is 'bout it in a wave

But he looks like he got kicked out of Kid n Play

You can find me on Omega where the grime isn't stymie

Where it's slimy and unkempt, violent and grimy

I'll just leave the spark welder lying behind me

I sure hope I don't get fried in the heiney


[Elcor]

Human

(delighted greeting)

Allow me to express my delighted meeting

You

(apprehensively)

Is it true?

They say Commander Shepard has returned and is you

(Fearfully)

I am but a humble merchant

The Quarian lies with the tongue of a serpent

(Plaintively)

Being Elcor is frightfully hard

I will give you fifty credits if you light my cigar


[Vorcha]

Yo!

Me find flesh!

Kill all day!

Now at time rest!

Aliens talk fancy, give us headache

But they all die when we spread plague!

Vorcha hate Turian and hate man

Hate Asari, choke them when we break fans

You want romance Vorcha?

What pair we make!

But if Kelly look wrong way

I tear her face!