(Kabuto)

The nice guy's a special breed of man and you might know a couple

So I thought I'd break it down and maybe show what's up to

Anybody interested, and if you get intercepted

By the aforementioned cat then you'll prolly predict the rest of

This but I ain't tryna be clever or chuck a plot twist

I'm tryna write a rap about nice guys, I got this

The guys who probably dying just to lock lips

It's awkward, and some say they toxic, to be honest, well

Maybe the niceness is in the beholder's optics

And it ain't my intention to try to patrol your top picks

I mean, that's the point really, crossfit jock or not it's

Not the proper place for anyone but y'all to cop control, yep

Mister Nice Guy however takes some exception

To the fact that anyone might never crave his affection

Liking your Facebook pics, hoping that you'll make the connection

I wouldn't hug him hi, he's probly got a raging (objection!)

(Chorus - Kabuto)

You might think he's like your next of kin (Mister Nice Guy)

He's telling people that you friendzoned him (Mister Nice Guy)

Check your Facebook, man, he's there (Mister Nice Guy)

He's been saving up your strands of hair (Mister Nice Guy)

He thinks your boyfriends are cads and louts (Mister Nice Guy)

He ain't never gonna ask you out (Mister Nice Guy)

He's acting like he's your good friend

But that ain't what he's looking for in the end, not Mister Nice Guy

(guest bars: Vanilla Rice & Shubzilla)

(VR)

Hi you trying to call me nice and all, and yet I'm the villain

While I swallow twenty Tylenol every time you're spillin'

What you never let me be, Alphas line up to hit it

Treating you like shit, if you like it, admit it

(Shubzilla)

You sure you got the right girl? I ain't seeing you

Posting up a sappy shit don't mean you're being true (?)

You an online stalker with a borderline mentality

I'm about to shit upon your fucked up reality

(VR)

So it turns out that you're just another bitch

Crying for my sympathy and sucking all the dicks

(Shubzilla)

You know what, motherfucker? The same goes for you!

Not only you the bitch, you an asshole to boot!

(VR)

I did everything you asked and you love me like a brother?

What a pain in the ass!

(Shubzilla)

Blah, blah, blah, butthurt

There it is again, manners wrapping up your rage (?)

Soothe your lonely ass with some Preparation H

(Repeat chorus - Kabuto)

(Kabuto)

'cause Mister Nice Guy's got a lot of plots and schemes

He wanna be your best friend in all your thoughts and dreams

And if you ask well he seeming like an nonce to me (?)

He's mad pissed at all the shit he's not accomplishing

'cause Mister Nice Guy thinks he doesn't owe a woman courtesy

And if he acts polite that it's equivalent to flirting

And he doesn't see a friendship as anything but

An accidental detour on the way to getting some butt

Make friends with Nice Guy, he thinks that you owe him something

Namely, blowing, fucking, touching him in places no-one does

And if you tell him "listen stupid motherfucker, no it doesn't"

Alla sudden you're a frigid liar and a ho or something

And that's the trap that the Nice Guy sets

For you to feel obligated to some Nice Guy sex

But you ain't gotta act polite when that's the situation

And might wanna slap a motherfucking Nice Guy next