(Verse 1)

Kabuto is a monster, chomping all your little squashy noggins

Off it's poppin, cop a concrete bunker and I'll stomp it all in

Gotta understand that me and Billy got a lot in common

Leviathan will get you, Butojira is a raucous swamp thing

Roar as they retreat my path, sort of nice the scheme is

Sleep with shorties with a preacher dad, cordially retrieve my hat

And court her if he be decent, if he don't I scheme to beat his ass

Not much into reefer but i'll break a coral reef in half

Pregnant with a hungry fetus, if you think "that one gon eat us"

Way to go then buddy, see, cause you're a motherfucking genius

First kaiju in bloody sneakers, Nike dunks I snub Adidas

Y'all be on the run beneath us, somethin like some Thumbelinas

Fuck a neural handshake, little Jaeger get a face of acid

Save the plastic Gobots for your kids, I'm finna stay unmastered

Stomp a honkey saying "ratchet," your awfullest day I'll match it

Think that life's a party? Hardly, sorry, well today I crashed it

(Chorus)

Kabutojira is my monster name

I stomp about and leave the planet in some constant pain

And if you fuckos try to stop me with your bombs and planes

I'll hit the capitals of every nation, y'all be slain

(Verse 2)

Hit me with an oil tanker? I don't think that that would work

Buy your dinky gats, ya jerk, I shatter window glass when irked

Tryna craft my work but I have to murder masses first

Other kaiju feel me, when I rap they twerk and crack the earth

Back to work, bet the breath'll burn your grass or astroturf

You mad? I'll turn and slap a ratty klurf back to his daddy's birth

Moses turning back the surf, battleships sunk at their berths

Acting worse, Kabuto is mad and writing raps at work

Track's a fucking masterwork but I am just a damn typhoon

Mans impugn the status, leave em bandaged with they tendons hewn

Nicki type of Monster rap that y'all can't hold a candle to

Your cannons boom but cannot do no damage to my mantle dude

Citizen Kabuto, Giant, courtesy of Planet Moon

Cram bamboo cause y'all will go extinct like all the pandas do

I would say your planet's doomed, moon get body slammed at noon

And this should find a place among my very illest jams and tunes

(Chorus)

If you gon fuck with a monster like me be forewarned:

I, kabutojira, will step on your house!