[Verse 1]

Top tip, never trust a bug that walks on two legs on the reg

Or a bug that talks

These are bugs with rocks, like off the ground

Player, and they never hesitate to pop the pound

All up in your colony, they lock it down

And their leader is a creature with an awesome frown

But no shots will sound

Seekers swarm and they bite y'all

Turn you into pudding in the pod

Yeah they might LOL

Melted into goo, you will ooze and seep, sir

(But why??)

They buildin' then a human reaper

(Oh shit!!)

It isn't pretty, what they're doing

It is ominous

Shepard isn't down with what they do to human colonists

All of this a sticky situation most def

They will kidnap your crew, and leave stricken those left

But that clenches it

Goddamn it! Grunt, Garrus, grab a gat

Took the engineers Dock and Chambers, I ain't havin' that

[Bridge]

They're the ones who need Omega cough with the flu

And if you step foot in a shuttle they'll make off with your crew

All the colonists you saw, left comotose and jelly

They got Gabby, Donally, Chawkwas and Yeoman Kelly

[Chorus x 4 :]

You want 'em

They got 'em

Dripping like water

[Verse 2]

The trouble all started with the I.F.F

It was functional, but there was a virus left

EDI said the reaper tech was a vast innovation

But a white noise burst brought cast a location

Whole squad out doin' god knows what

Collector drops outta FTL and augers up

(Joker: Aw shit!)

Joker's panickin' but EDI's spittin' raw rhymes

(Annakie as EDI: Jeff, we need to reboot the system and get it online)

(Joker: Shit, shit shit! What the shit?!)

(Annakie as EDI: Had to crawl through the ducts where they bust our ship)

Some said the kid's next move was foolish

Cause he plugged in the overboard

"What a tool he was!"

The kidnapping left Joker stuttering to say

How such a thing could happen when the shuttle was away

It was the ugliest of days

What Collector's finna be slayed

Garrus gimme dap, yo Joker hit the relay

[Bridge]

They're the ones who need Omega cough with the flu

And if you step foot in a shuttle they'll make off with your crew

All the colonists you saw, left comotose and jelly

They got Gabby, Donally, Chawkwas and Yeoman Kelly

[Chorus x 4 :]

You want 'em

They got 'em

Dripping like water

[Verse 3]

Rule one: Shepard is a boss

Rule two: Do not mess with Shepard's help squad

Lover of the crew

Rule three: Harbinger may have his thugs on the loose

But machines can be broken and a bug can be gooshed

They haulin' in a catch like a boat full of minnows

Boots on the other foot when I cloak with the Widow

Generalist stuff, smoke soaked in my spittle

Week later I got Tali doin' coke off the pillow

(Fuckin' snort some of this stuff)

(Okay Shepard)

(Fuckin' space babushka ass bitch!)

[Chorus x 4 :]

You want 'em

They got 'em

Dripping like water

[Outro:]

The collectors finna kidnap the crew

And if they gettem, they gon' turn em to goo

If they catch you they gon do it to you

(Oh my god, what the fuck)