Bars on a Tight-Beam - Intellectual

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The Almighty, God of the wri-ting

Type clean, type hype bars on a tight-beam

It's gotta be a tight team, right?

Type Spike Lee, come on, do the right thing

Bars on a tight-beam

The Almighty, God of the wri-ting

Type clean, type hype bars on a tight-beam

Bling, that is some slight thing to the right wing

Light stage lights late night so the mic gleam

See people be like “Kabuto, how you rap so good?”

And if I could tell them how I do it when they asked I would

If you don’t listen to Kool G Rap, you should

And if you imitate them, then perhaps you could

Rap better, get the cheddar hella maybe not though

I know cats that do and yet they can’t ever rock flow

Its technically whack, their rap songs be compost

But they got shows from Little Rock to Toronto

See the thing you gotta understand about rap

Its that there is two sides being ill, rapping and raps

Even if your bars were the craftiest that

I’ve ever heard, If you’re a nerd that only raps on a track

You’re going nowhere

You ain’t even rapping if you’ve never did a set

Me, I ain’t a rapper, I just play one on the internet

Rap on my computer, nearly never do a live show

When I do, I wild out but then I forget my lines though

What I’m trying to say is it’s either ain’t about the mp3

Or ain’t about the concerts

So if you’re going to mention me

Don’t call me a rapper and I’m not like a celebrity

This rap shit is a hobby, I’ll lose interest eventually

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Even so, people be like “Kabuto you rockin' dude”

Yeah even British nerds seem to think I’m proper cool

As I’d be awful rude not to talk to you it's opportune

To publicize a little list of things that you ought not to do

1: Be this asshole -

“Who wants to battle?

Y'all MC’s just a bunch of cattle

Yo I’m not wack

Even though I’m not black

I rap”

2: Only rhyme the last syllable like this -

“Motherfuckers drink my piss

Kabuto in the house, who wants to get dissed

You get torn apart, lyricly by my wit

3: Shit that flow nice but really don’t make any sense -

Brisk chemical element fender it in your tenement

Venomous elegant penmanship diss blemished

Effeminate clemency ends it bliss nemesis

4: If you don’t like rap, like like rap

Yeah like like like like kinda like rap

Even if you sorta maybe kinda like rap

But don’t like like like like rap

Then don’t rap

5: If you’re a white kid, nobody cares

There’s about a million white rappers right over there

So if you rap about how you're white, I will remind you

By slapping you with the Slim Shady LP vinyl

6: When you introduce yourself to some folks

Don’t be like “You already know, bro”

Cause they don’t

7: Stop padding with the flimsiest shit

E.g. your friend calling you is not an interesting skit

8: If you rap about your heat and the feds

And the raw white, don’t get into beefs on the web

9: Hit everything you do

You will learn more faster

10: Never take advice from a nerdcore rapper

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Never take advice from a nerdcore rapper

Bars on a tight-beam