Yo, i'm from space, and I'm a snake, and I live in a Vietnam, but there's another country that I call home, one that holds a very special place in my heart, and this is a song about it
Yo listen, i'm an american rapper
From California, the land of the bear and the pasture
And i've been out there and been rappin
Enough to know that Europeans make embarrassing rappers
You say pussy shit like "no offense" and "cheers"
Your style's out of date by about 20 years
You want a work visa? do not be so dense my dear
This is America, you aren't permitted еntry here
Y'all derivating, copying amеrican gangs
American slang, talking with american twangs
Y'all wonder why i'm hating non-american thangs?
Here's an example of a cat who's not american: bangs
Get the picture, we came up with jazz & rock music
Don't agree? we invented the hand, talk to it
In the languages of lame countries i'm not fluent
So i raps in plain english, y'all can rock to it
We're some Americans man
We're some Americans man
We're coming through your town
Taking all your shit and fucking yo mom
We Americans are taught from an early age
A belief we consider to be fairly sage
That when asked we would do best to say
That the greatest nation ever is the US of A
In England, they believe that freedom is free
That's why they have censored internet and CCTV
Australia is kind of like america man
Except it's hotter, and everything is scarily banned
Plus Sweden and France they stay buggin
Ban minarets and hijab cause they hate Muslims
Sarkozy takes advantage of his boot in the door
To criticize us--shouldn't you be losing a war?
You're a tool and a whore, your nation is wack
You want to talk shit? look at how we raping Iraq
So if you're hailing from Europe, i will damage your life
That said i do mean Europe, Canada's aight
We're some Americans man
We're some Americans man
We're coming through your town
Taking all your shit and fucking yo mom
Kabuto comes from the land of the sket and the pound
But i can't say my land's never letting me down
It's really getting me down, how my country keeping at this
Wack shit, leaving me with a festering frown
We got tea parties talking bout they want a revolution
But these people don't believe in climate change or evolution
Science education being proven ineffectual
In the first world bastion of anti-intellectuals
Nature reserves used to foster the timber
Now Obama's selling out whole swaths in Virginia
Evangelicals a prevalent faction
Closing proms to prevent hot lesbian action
School boards acting like they foes of Copernicus
An AH-64 sploding a journalist
Shit gots to change before we beast on motherfuckers fuck it, '68 DNC the motherfuckers
We're some Americans man
We're some Americans man
We're coming through your town
Taking all your shit and fucking yo mom