[Beat Czar Kasparov] Hey yeah it's cool because I get $10/hr I was getting $9 at the last job
[Kabuto the Python] Hey yeah you in the Domo-kun hat, are you MC Playstation?
[Beat Czar Kasparov] Yeah the one and only
[Kabuto the Python] Oh my freaking ef, I'm so freaking out right now
[Beat Czar Kasparov] It's alright man like five people downloaded that album
[Kabuto the Python]
Yo are you that guy that did that Final Fantasy song?
That's like my favorite song ever holy shit you're the bomb
I'm so starstruck I almost sent this missive anon
If you played a show then I'd totally go to it with my mom
[Beat Czar Kasparov] Thanks man
Sometimes I try to write raps like you
Act like you
Wear the same hats as you
And I wonder could you help me help my raps improve?
I promise not to get offended and I'll practice, too
I know you're busy with your music and stuff
I know you got no free time and that I'm using it up
Don't mean to schmooze or suck up
I just feel stupidly lucky to get to talk to you
It's awkward because you're cooler than fuck
I bet nobody will believe me that I met up with you
You should've charged for your album, have you read the reviews?
You know what was the dopest of my friends and me too
And so we're wondering if you're cooking up anything new?
[Hook]
[Beat Czar Kasparov]
Where you see yourself in three years?
Five, ten, twenty, where?
Getting wild money, fly men, fly honeys
Doing it professional, spouse and a kid
And a house off of making people bounce to your shit?
Where you see yourself in thirty years?
Forty, forty-five?
Chopping samples up laughing drinking forties getting high?
Nope
Now I'm just trying to spit a sane fact
How you going to be an old geezer kicking vidya-game raps?
[Verse 2]
Yo I heard your album just drops that shit is dope fam
I heard you got a couple crazy tracks where you go ham
Here's a little tip from your boy
Now I ain't Stan
But if you played a couple live shows you could get more fans
I could get on your shit lend you my name
Hell I'll do it for the music and a hundred in change
This ain't a hustling game
I just need to pay my rent plus I'm a motherfucking businessman
Yo you feel me? The fame will make it up you kid
Cause you ain't got to do it low key hustling spits
You could be the new YTCracker front MC Chris
Because you got it ain't nobody fucking with this
I ain't even got a dayjob, I'm making cream
Off my nerdcore records it's a pocket full of green
There ain't enough people buzzing profit in the scene
That's the devil on your shoulder saying not to live your dream
[Repeat hook]
Hey man we missed you at the show last night
It was crazy I thought we might have blown the mic
I even scoped some fights I think they broke some lights
And yo the turn-out was intense plus the dough was nice
So you should've headed out you got some merch to move
Just in case we copped a bit of extra perp for you
It's hurting you
That you ain't trying to rock these shows
You got to keep your ugly face up in the spotlight bro
You got fans for days
You just got to show up
You can't keep doing this from home dog you got to grow up
Get as popular as fuck
It's time to take the next step
To be a rapper, you got to put your heart it in bunk
So tomorrow man I want to hear you calling me up
And tell me you ain't stuck in class or at a job or some such
I want to hear that you're committed down for walking this path
You're a musician and it's time that you're accomplishing that