I swear I’ve seen the wildest things

But what’s inside my skool that wins:

He tries to hide his dark intentions

Wears a wig and contact lenses

I’ve told the world

They won’t believe it

I’ve warned them all

They can’t conceive it

Otherworldy action - that’s my claim

So please don’t tell me I’m insane!

And I fear I may have something on my hands

That nobody else can ever understand

And I lie awake ‘cause I just can’t sleep

When I know he’s there, that alien freak!

I don’t wanna lose my home

But my efforts stand alone

And it’s not like I’m the kind of guy

Who gets his kicks by spreading lies

He’s jumped through time and tried to stop me

Wrecked Mars and gave himself a trophy

I’ve watched him in his livingroom

Counting the days until our DOOM

So what if I’m paranoid?

I don’t wanna see this place DESTROYED!

And I know I got a reason to be scared

So I’ll grab my tools and get myself prepared

And I lie awake ‘cause I just can’t sleep

When I know he’s there, that alien freak!

I don’t wanna lose my home

But my efforts stand alone

But you know what?

You haven’t really won!

And it’s not like I’m ever going to LET YOU!

I don’t care what it takes

Earth’s not going down without a fight, from yours truly!

You know why? You… ALIEN!

It’s because YOU invaded the wrong PLANET!

And you just so happened to go to SKOOL with your

Soon-to-be WORST NIGHTMARE, ME!

So I’ll lie awake ‘cause I just won’t sleep

And I know you’re there, you alien freak!

I refuse to lose my home

To a thing who’s all alone