Valhalla

By Jxdchive

On !Smile! 2

Released on January 7, 2024

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[Intro]

Woah

Oh

Mmm, Hi Jayden

No way!


[Chorus]

I’m tryna stack up some dollars

Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla

Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar

I used to be broke riding in an Impala

How many many times I said it, you not gang

AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang

She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak

But she finna eat if this dick on her plate


[Verse 1]

What do I have to do?

To show you- that everything’s cool

I promise you I’m not a fool

I know these bitches steady drool

She- she- she for the team

Light skin, pussy bald, Mr. Clean

Sipping orange soda like I’m Baby Keem

The fuck do you mean?

You built like Jupiter, can’t have a ring

Me and my twin just be rockin’ Supreme

I am a king, nigga whеre is my queen?

Whole lotta red likе I’m Lightning McQueen

Fashionable, Alexander McQueen

Said it three times and it rhymed, I’m the king

Never get cold cause i stay with some (mink!)

I don’t want that bitch cause her pussy stink

I feel like I’m Yeat cause I’m on the brink

Darkskin bitch but her pussy pink

My girl Filipino, I call her a (chink!)


[Chorus]

I’m tryna stack up some dollars

Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla

Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar

I used to be broke riding in an Impala

How many many times I said it, you not gang

AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang

She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak

But she finna eat if this dick on her plate


[Chorus]

I’m tryna stack up some dollars

Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla

Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar

I used to be broke riding in an Impala

How many many times I said it, you not gang

AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang

She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak

But she finna eat if this dick on her plate


[Verse 2]

Baby I need you I cannot wait

Why would you leave, you shoulda stayed

Bullets go bratatat

Got bodies back to back

Oh my god- Oh my god, Bloody Parade

Oh, let me finish it out

That bitch ain’t happy ‘less dick in her mouth

In the DMV but I’m from the south

Don’t get her way and she sit there and pout

I think he Cory, we creep in his house

Not a coon, not a squirrel, not a rat, not a mouse

(I don’t fuck with none of ‘em, get ‘em all out)

Sorry, don’t mean to be loud

Saw yo' bitch back, 30 shots, blew it out

Her booty fat, I’ma smack, she say "ow!"

Her booty fat, I hit her with the pow!

B-B-B- Bitch I’m ascending

Y’all are my kids, from me y’all are descending

What it say, JxD number 1 trending

That bitch a throat goat she gon’ suck my

Dingaling!


[Chorus]

I’m tryna stack up some dollars

Me and my bros’ll never see valhalla

Lil’ shorty a dog, gotta go get a collar

I used to be broke riding in an Impala

How many many times I said it, you not gang

AA12 with a switch and it’s gon’ bang

She want Benihana’s, don’t want that lil’ steak

But she finna eat if this dick on her plate