[Intro: Scene from Office Space]
The Bobs: Would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter: Yeah. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late... uhh... I use the side door that way Lumbergh can't see me, and uhh.... and after that I just sort of space out
The Bobs: uhh... Space Out?
Peter: Yeah. i just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working. I do that for uhh... probably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a given week I only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work
[Verse 1: JVRED]
Push on for the payroll
How many excuses do I got? uhh no
Punch the clock like Mike Tyson
Then I hit the mic roast it like fried Tyson
Take a night off that's enticing
But I'd rather chase the paper like fie lighting
I'm writing my Odyssey
King in this bitch that's what y'all see
So don't bother stepping up
Got a punchline for everyone come set it up
Think your dope? Nah I think that you said enough
Said the same shit y'all just said it dumb
I'm more creative with my metaphors
That's why I role with dimes while y'all get a whore
Heard she got crabs she a hoodrat
Wasted your life realize when you look back
Bitch
[Hook: JVRED]
You know I put in work
Fo sho I put in work
Dope what I put in words
Til I go ghost I put in work
Bitch
[Interlude: Scene from Office Space]
The Bobs: Tell us a little more
Peter: Oh yeah. Lemme tell you something about TPS reports.... haha..... the thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care
The Bobs: Don't.... Don't care?
Peter: It's a problem of motivation alright? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's something else Bob. I have eight different bosses right now
The Bobs: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Eight bosses
The Bobs: Eight?
Peter Eight Bob
[Verse 2: J*$hotz*]
Salud *clink* J*$hotz* baby! Hold up! Hold up hold up hold up...
Shut the fuck up it's bar lockdown
Let me do my damn time 24 to life
Almost 25 getting hella fucked up!
Take a couple shots before I clock in yup!
Do I give any fucks? Nope
On a lunch break can I fuck a damn slut? Yup
This style, is it e-40s? Yup
Oh well shit, man I'm putting in my own work
My own boss and I do what I do
If I had a boss I would be catching a case or two
Felony or misdemeanor? Shit I don't know!
I work too hard for someone not to satisfy my grind you feel me?
I put my hustle on top
And the only thing gone drop is these dollar bills on your bitch
You taking orders from someone else?
Take your mit out and catch, what I'm saying to ya!
*clink* J*$hotz* baby!
[Hook: JVRED]
You know I put in work
Fo sho I put in work
Dope what I put in words
Til I go ghost I put in work
Bitch