[Verse 1]

I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks

I heard he's got a Prius, 'cause he's into being green

My buddy said he saw y'all eatin' that sushi stuff

Baby, that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love

Sounds like it sucks

[Chorus]

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He don't know who Jack Daniels is

He ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line

But not the kind in a Field and Stream book

No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back

He can't even bait a hook

[Verse 2]

Has he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down?

Has he took you to meet his mama back in his hometown?

Does he drive the interstate or does he take them ole back roads?

Can he melt your heart with a country song every good ole boy should know?

I didn't think so

[Chorus]

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He don't know who Jack Daniels is

He ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line

But not the kind in a Field and Stream book

No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back

He can't even bait a hook

[Bridge]

It won't be that long, until you start getting bored

I'll be smilin' on the river, reelin' in one more

[Chorus]

He can't even bait a hook

He can't even skin a buck

He'll, he don't know who Jack Daniels is

He ain't ever drove a truck

Knows how to throw out a line

But not the kind in a Field and Stream book

No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back

He can't even bait a hook

[Outro]

No baby, I ain't even worried

He can't even bait a hook

No, you’re the one that’s going to be sorry when you’re heading to get tofu, and he has a flat tire in his foreign car and don’t know how to change it, and he gets his new Gucci shoes wet, and you’re mad and irritated. I’ve seen you irritated; I’m telling you

Better him than me, actually