[Intro: Justin Abisror]

What's up diggity dogs?

It's me and Lil Barnacle on this track, let's go

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]

I like your grandma, I bet she likes me

Ice on my neck and it's looking like pee

Diamonds on my neck, ice 20 degrees

She wants to be friends, she has to beat my meat

We can't hang on bananas like an orangutan

Got swag, a Supreme bag, don't check a tag, I'm really bad

Yeah, I'm your dad, you know that I stay rad, yeah

All my music is bad, eat your mom's ass, now you sad, yeah

My music is wack, eating the booty like a Tic Tac, yeah

I do not lack and you know that that's a fact, ay

[Verse 2: Justin Abisror]

And now I’m back

All of you better stay on track

In fact, I think you should relax

I’m on the beat, with barnacle and Mr. Krabs

I was with Mrs. Puff and she gave me crabs

I don’t talk to fake people, cause they be acting fishy

You don’t want me to roast you, call that fish fillet

Walk in the Krusty Krab, because I’m feeling moist

See Patrick with his pointy head just like a pencil point

I’m waiting for a burger, I want beef, hold the bread

Spinning in my head, did squid hear what I said?

[Chorus: Justin Abisror]

Barnacles!

You’re talking to me when you’re just a load of

Barnacles!

You think that I can’t see but I see you’re full of

Barnacles!

You think that I need you, I wish I could undo

But when I look at you, all that I see are smelly

Barnacles!

[Verse 3: Justin Abisror]

You work at the Chum Bucket, not qualified for Krusty Krab

You know you can’t compete, me and barnacle go hard and dab

Go back to the alley, like dollar stores you’re tacky (ew)

Go to your sugar daddy, you’re only good at flipping patties

Squidward’s a barnacle hole, like the trash he is disposed

With a huge nose, playing those instruments, no

Sitting at home, squid is stealing my songs

But he can’t even rap, I’ll put him where he belongs

[Chorus: Justin Abisror]

Barnacles!

You’re talking to me when you’re just a load of

Barnacles!

You think that I can’t see but I see you’re full of

Barnacles!

You think that I need you, I wish I could undo

But when I look at you, all that I see are some smelly

Barnacles!