[Verse 1]

It's always the same, always ashamed

Storytellin' when I can't come in (Oh)

To a hopeless troglodyte

But one more time, my answer stands

I swear, I mean no offense

But you better learn to read (Ah)

It's all about membership

[Verse 2]

I spell it for the young and old

Ugly girls and boys

I put you on my list and make you clap to this

Is it mayhem or just an ego trip?

But only one can win

And soon you'll say, "That's him"

[Chorus]

D-V-N-O, four capital letters

Printed in gold 'cause details make the girls sweat

Even more while they're shaking their belts

No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am

D-V-N-O, four capital letters

Printed in gold 'cause details make the girls sweat

Even more while they're shaking their belts

No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am

[Verse 3]

Can anyone read, anyone feel

That I'm losing my patience? I just came here to bounce

Ladies all waxed, they all know I'm comin'

I'm losing my patience, I just came here to bounce

[Chorus]

D-V-N-O, four capital letters

Printed in gold 'cause details make the girls sweat

Even more while they're shaking their belts

No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am

D-V-N-O, four capital letters

Printed in gold 'cause details make the girls sweat

Even more while they're shaking their belts

No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am

[Bridge]

Can anyone read, anyone feel

That I'm losing my patience? I just came here to bounce

Ladies all waxed, they all know I'm comin'

I'm losing my patience, I just came here to bounce

[Chorus]

D-V-N-O, four capital letters

Printed in gold 'cause details make the girls sweat

Even more while they're shaking their belts

No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am