[Intro: All]

Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight

We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight

Don't think you could take us in a fight!

We're professionals in our field

Step to us, your fate is sealed!

The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

[Verse 1: Spider(Juno)]

In our web of influence

I'm da one what knocks da sense

Into nosy busybodies' heads

Eight legs, all limbs underhanded

Touch the venom? BOOM! You're dead!

So why not turn around

Get lost, and SCRAM instead!

There ain't no booze like bug-brewed booze

Da ones da mugs would always choose

Da Inkwell peoples learn da news

From their first sip of tarantula juice!

Here to beat out prohibition

Shell da gin out, dat's our mission

We run da town, da Mob will always win!

[Bridge: All]

Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight

We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight

Don't think you could take us in a fight!

BINGO-BONGO

We're professionals in our field

Step to us, your fate is sealed!

The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

[Verse 2: Light Bug(EmilyGoVO)]

The party never stops when the Moonshines hit the town

And there's juice to down

The cruelest scandals, scamps, and thugs

Can't resist the jitterbug

Spifflicated, drinkin' by the jug

'Cause it's just business, see?

We're gettin' by

It's do-or-die

Here on the streets

Our speakeasy's swingin'

Jivin' junkies singin'

To the barrel's sound!

Near or far for giggle water

As our guest grow ever hotter

Someone's gotta keep 'em in the mill

Dance the night away with me

Don't you clap on one and three!

No wet blankets in this house of thrills!

This fancy flapper's got the moves

To sell the booze

Get in the groove

You wiseguys know that it'd behoove you

To fill up your head hooch!

Here to beat out prohibition

Shell the gin out, that's our mission

We run the town, the Mob will always win!

[Bridge: All]

Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight

We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight

Don't think you could take us in a fight!

We're professionals in our field

Step to us, your fate is sealed!

The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

Our pint-sized enterprise

Built beneath the copper's eyes

Our racket, no surprise

Rakes the dough in!

Them bug, they make the trip

To have a little sip!

And if they don't pay the tip?

Well, bambinos, 'course youse knowin'....

[Verse 3: Anteater(RecD)]

How dis nose works, you can guess

What happens to non-payin' guests!

I was just thinkin' I'd like a snack!

Slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp

Cross us, and lickety-split

In my snout, you'll surely fit

Youse da victim of an anteater attack!

Haha!

Call me bouncer, make 'em bounce

Youse cups and cops, I'm gonna trounce

Don't speak in tongues

My tongue'll pounce

Dish out da hurt, no small amounts!

Here to beat out prohibition

Shell da gin out, dat's our mission

We run da town, da Mob, we always win!

[Knockout?: Announcer?]

That's it, folks! We got a knockout!

Here's the victor of the bout!

Adulation, fortune, fame, and clout!

...NOT!!!

Thought you won? You'll learn to fear

The boss of the racketeers!

Listen up, you better be all ears!

[Verse 4: Snail(Juno)]

More than a brawl is surely brewing

'Cause the Mob's got whiskey stewin'

Even if the cops are suin'

Got rich quick through naughty doings!

Wanna scrap?

Lets escar-go!

The real McCoy has come to throw!

On our turf, the Moonshines run the show!

Here to beat out prohibition

Shell the gin out, that's our mission!

We run the town, the Mob will always win!

HAHAHAHA!!!!

[Outro: All]

Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight

We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight

Don't think you could take us in a fight!

We're professionals in our field

Step to us, your fate is sealed!

The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield!

LET'S MAKE A DEAL!