Tortured by visions of you with a girlfriend

She's got small hands and you hold them like it's nothing

You walk with her to her job at the thrift

She's wearing all pink, posing ironic

Good for her (It could've been me, it should've been me)

(It could've been me)

And I'm tortured by visions of you with a boyfriend

He's older than me, hell, his hair's almost graying

He's got all the wisdom and humor and patience

And you don't mind, kinda like that's he's aging (I can do it for you if you gave me the chance to)

(Yeah, I could do it for you)

Tortured by visions by you with a good wife

She irons your shirts and she cooks you what you like (It could've been me)

She's having your baby, she's due in September (It should've been me)

But was that a flame's name that you don't remember? (It could've been me)

I'm tortured by visions of you with a husband (I could do it for you) (It should've been me)

Who knows hows to build shit and works with the government (It could've been me)

He spins you around, while you dance to a record (Yeah, I could do it for you)

On hardwood floor (It should've been me)

Oh, life couldn't be better (I could do it for you)

Life couldn't be better