I went to see the Sphinx

By her pyramid

And did I wonder what see thinks?

Well of course I did

Enigmas turn me on

I like to be nonplussed

But when I got up close, I said ‘Come on…

This girl is just so obvious.’

And Chris does it better…

You haven’t seen Christine

Yes Chris does it better…

You haven’t seen Christine

Reticence is a noble art

That’s what I believe

And I don’t care to wear my heart

On my record sleeve

But when it comes to keeping shtum

Being silent and serene

She’d make a Trappist nun

Sound like a PR Consultant on benzedrine…

Chris does it better…

You haven’t seen Christine

Chris does it better…

You haven’t seen Christine

I went to see the show

With that superstar

Black fishnets torn just so

And a leather bra

She did her sexy stuff

Rolling round the floor

I’d soon had quite enough

But as I left, they asked what for

I said Chris does it better…

You haven’t seen Christine

Chris does it better…

You haven’t seen Christine

Christine…Christine…