Ding-A-Ling

By Judge Dread

On Dreadmania

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[Verse 1]

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandma bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling


[Chorus]

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


[Verse 2]

Then momma took me to Grammar School

I stopped off in the best of pull

Every time that bell would ring

Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling


[Chorus]

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


[Verse 3]

One day while climbing the garden wall

I slipped and has a terrible fall

Fell so hard I heard bells ring

But held onto my ding-a-ling-a-ling


[Chorus]

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


[Verse 4]

One day while swimming 'cross turtle creek

Man them snappers right at my feet

Was hard swimming cross that thing

With both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling


[Chorus]

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


[Outro]

Oh, my ding-a-ling

Your ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling