[Verse 1]

Mary had a little lamb, was full of fun and frollicks

Deception

He jumped across a barbed wire fence and tore off half his

Deception

[Chorus]

Deception time and I'm feeling fine

Grab your woman and drink some wine

Deception

[Verse 2]

Hey diddle dumpling my son John goes to bed with a night cap on

Deception

It's ever so small but it does the job and give the best protection

Deception

[Chorus]

Deception time and I'm feeling fine

Grab your woman and drink some wine

Dеception

[Verse 3]

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and was always full of glee

Dеception

He likes his golf and he always had a few holes after tea

Deception

[Chorus]

Deception time and I'm feeling fine

Grab your woman and drink some wine

Deception

[Verse 4]

Hickory dickery dickery dock a little mouse went up my

Deception

He ran out of luck when he reached the top and made a bad landing on his

Deception

One time

[Chorus]

Deception time and I'm feeling fine

Grab your woman and drink some wine

Deception

[Outro]

Rip it up! Rip it up! Rip it up!

Oooh, (*inhale*) ah...

Oooh, (*inhale*) oohhhh...

Deception

Deception, erection!

Ha ha

Deception

Rip it up!

That's it!