[Intro]

Alright

Get ready

You're in heaven when you hear big seven

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

[Verse 1]

Mary had a little pig

She could not stop it grunting

She took it up the garden path and she kicked it's little rump in

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

[Verse 2]

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese

Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers 'round his knees

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

[Verse 3]

Little Jack Horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye

He never looked at the pretty girls but he smiled when the boys went by

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

[Verse 4]

To love all night and sleep all day was really my desire

I tried it once but it wouldn't work out cause the pussy catch a-fire

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

[Verse 5]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone

But when she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of his own

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

[Verse 6]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

Jack jumped over a candle stick

Silly boy should have jumped higher

Goodness gracious great balls of fire

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Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Ei ei ie'er

[Verse 7]

Judge Dread lay on a double bed with a girl performing great

He said "Would you like big seven again?"

She said "No but I'll have big eight"

[Outro]

Hey hey diddle dumb day

Diddle dumb day

Diddle dumb day