[Intro]

You're expecting "Big Nine" but to add to the fun

I'm reversing the order, so here's "Big One"

[Verse 1]

Now someone started a rumour

King Cole was going to Bangkok in Thailand

Ten girls went mad when they heard it

And ten more dropped with the shock

Bangkok?

[Refrain]

We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 2]

Jack Sprat he had a dog

The doggie's name was Daniel

If you saw the dog in action

You'd know why he's a Cocker Spaniel

[Refrain]

We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 3]

I brought my wife some chocolates

Cause I did want some fun

When I got home she was sleeping

So, I woke her up and gave her one

[Refrain]

We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 4]

Three mice, see how they run

After a girl mouse, Myrtle

They could not catch this fly mouse

So they had to form a circle (Nice one Myrtle)

[Refrain]

We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 5]

This girl I knew in Eilin

Danced with such great feelin'

That all you could hear was young boys cheer

And fly buttons hitting the ceiling

[Refrain]

We're having fun with Dread's Big One

[Verse 6]

See Saw Marjorie Door

Was spread by Dread on a shutter

He's no fool as you can see

For he'd sooner have Marge than butter

[Refrain]

We're having fun with Dread's Big One

(Last one)

[Verse 7]

Ride a cock-horse to Neasden

Where a girl's idea of fun

Is to dance to reggae music

And play with Dread's Big One

[Outro]

We're having fun with Dread's Big One

We're having fun with Dread's Big One