[Intro]

Right, now you're up on your feet

You can listen to Big Nine

[Verse 1]

Polly Flinders sat by the cinders

Warming her pretty feet

A spark flew out, she gave out a shout

'Cause it, burnt her on her country seat

[Verse 2]

Tom-tom the pipers sung

Was always gay and hearty

He met three fairies, on the road

They'd been to a goblin party

[Verse 3]

The queen of hearts had a baby

They fired guns and had a feast

But when a quite girl was pregnant

They went and fired the priest

[Verse 4]

Rub a dub dub, Ted's out in his tub

Left all his troubles behind

Plays five finger tunеs on his organ

If he, don't stop soon, he'll go blind

[Verse 5]

Little Miss Muffеt has grown up

Gone are her frills and frocks

She's into Bowie and The Osmonds

And all other types of hard rock

[Verse 6]

Judge Dread he went streaking

Into a lady's den

She said, what's that you got hanging

He said, it's only my big ten