There was an old sailor who sat on a rock

Waving and shaking his big hairy

Fist at the ladies next door in the Ritz

Who taught all the children to play with their

Ice creams and marbles and all thing galore

Along comes a lady who looks like a

Decent young woman who walks like a duck

She says she's invented a new way to

Ring up the children to sew and to knit

The boys in the stable are shoveling

Litter and paper from yesterdays hunt

And old dirty Dread is having some

Cake in the parlour and singing this song

If you think it's dirty your bloody well wrong

Susanne was a nice girl with plenty of class

Who turned the boys head when she wiggled her

Eyes at the young boys as girls sometimes do

To make it quite plain she was ready to

Go for a walk or a stroll in the grass

Then hurry back home for a nice piece of

Chicken and ice cream and lots of roast duck

And after this meal she was ready to

Go for a walk or a stroll on the dock

With any young boy with a sizable

Roll of big bills and a pretty good front

And if he talked softly she'd show him her

Little pet dog who is subject to fits

And maybe let him grab a hold of her

Little white hand with her movement so quick

Then she would leave over and tickle his

Chin while she showed what she once learned in France

And asked this poor chap to take off his under

Pants while she sang of the wild seas and shore

For whatever she was

She wasn't a bad girl really this Susan

I've had better

Mind you, you know she wasn't that bad