My Guild - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Uh, yeah

You know gold don't grow on trees, boy

And I don't got time for Leeroys

Blizzard, quit nerfing me, oi

Cause now my heavy weapons hit like cheap toys

Everybody wants to be the best

Too many noobs tryna boost DPS

"I want XP now, I don't need green quests"

Bet you haven't played through BC yet

You got through the Shadowpan and thought you'd beaten the game

So you just hit level 20, you want a freakin' parade?

Comin' from a Hunter dumb enough to be leading a raid

Head on over to Goldshire, you need to get laid

Let me introduce you if you're new to this

You and me, PvP, I'll need a broom for this

Cause you're about to get swept like the noob you is

As for rez sickness, get used to it

[Chorus]

'Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill

And my guild, it took a while to build

With my guild, we leave our missions fulfilled

We been rockin' out in WoW since the start of Vanill

And my guild, you know my guild is ill

Nobody can stop us, but if you think that you will

Then my guild is gonna see that you're killed

When you walk back to your body, know you don't got any skill

[Verse 2]

Verse two, by now you oughta know me

No discrimination here, all of you can blow me

I'll punch you in the balls or your ovaries

I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Ogris

I'm an alcoholic alchemist

Downing gallons of cheap mead while I mix

This is a full time job, working all day

And I don't care if you judge me cause I roleplay

Yo' AFK? I bet you're not

'Cause on your other monitor, you've got PornHub!

Between Azeroth and wackin' off, when you gonna quit?

Me? I never take a break, even when I gotta shit

My wallet's so fat, and I'm not a big spender

But I ain't a bank, baby, find another lender

Ladies lining up for me, come from everywhere

They're probably all dudes

But I don't really care

[Refrain]

Now say your goodnights

Because it's lights out

And when the fear strikes

I'll have you psyched out

Just like the Lich King

My gear is iced out

I'll leave you dry as Durotar and drain your life out

[Bridge]

Azeroth is my home, and I'd hate to say goodbye

But right now, Warcraft, it's on your death bed that you lie

Tired subscribers are dropping like flies

Feels like the last good year was '09

Haters gonna hate, they just say I love to whine

"If the game is actually dead, then why are you still online?"

Well, gotta have something to complain about

[Verse 3]

Plunderin' dungeons, got the crypt fever

I'll send you to the grave, you can call me Grim Reaper

Is this kid serious? Quit talkin' shit, Bieber!

We're in opposite factions and I'm not a lip reader

Don't mess with the Horde, we'll force you to war

We're chock full of Goblins, Trolls, Tauren, and Orcs

You tell the rest of the Gnomes, Worgen, and Dwarves

By the time we're through with ya, you'll be changing their drawers!

Stormwind to Thunderbluff and everything in between

I own your server, get the check and bring it to me!

G-O-M-L, you will never best me

Only little bitches ever get rest XP

I could gank you, but I'm sick of wasting my time

I don't fight tiny punks who ain't my own size

What's up Monk? Can I get a buff?

Never mind, you're Pandaren, you can suck on my nuts