Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!

Everybody’s so polite!

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!

Everybody's just so nice!

Low level depression, low level depressed oppression

Low level depression, low level depressed oppression

Low level depression, low level depressed oppression

Low level depression, low level depressed oppression

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!

It’s just so middle class!

Everyone here talks about real estate and stocks

And the two to three kids that their wives will drop out

And the longer I stay here, I think

That maybe a government job won't stink

If I can just dick around all day

And get paid in—

Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! Le Ottawa!

Nous sommes bilingues ici

Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! Le Ottawa! Ottawa! C'était le Ottawa

So close to Québec là

Found a thought inside my brain

Couple years ago, would've be insane

The desire to settle down, and take it easy

Stay inside, and freeze here

For eight months (A year?)

'Cause the people are polite

And in LA there's cunts

But I've had my fill of agreeableness

And I wouldn't mind meeting some pricks

If only because meeting some pricks

Would make me miss—

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!

Canada's capital!

(I work for the BHRC wing of government

We mainly write reports for the PQQQQ)

Wow, that’s awesome!

No more burning bridges now

Put one hundred thousand down

On a house close to downtown

So that my family's around

No more instability

A peaceful life's the one for me

I'd mow my lawn and I would be

Calm

I fear that the people here near to me are slipping away

'Cause they'd rather be safe than in danger's way

And safety is this place

With a picket fence, and low crime rate

It offers you nothing, with a straight face

Ottawa! Ottawa! Awatto! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!

Foreign investments!

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa!

Seasonal Affective Disorder!

I could love this place, in a different life

One where I had kids and a loving wife

I could have a backyard where I grill with my neighbors

Life wouldn't be so hard with our stable labors

The truth is, I love this town

It's all I know and it's where I've grown

But I know I have to leave this place

Guess I'm just forcing a case

Ottawa! Ottawa! Justin Trudeau!

Ottawa! Ottawa! The Parliament buildings!

Ottawa! Ottawa! The canal!

Ottawa! Ottawa! Ottawa! Unceded Algonquin land!

Yay!