Is That All You Got?

By JrEg

Released on June 3, 2026

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Oh yeah, that was a good try!

Good shot, you almost got me that time!

But you seem to have left me alive

And made it five times harder for me to die!

Watch me slowly adapt to every one of your attacks!

Watch me bounce right back

It's gonna take a lot, lot more than that

You better hit a lot harder, or I'll get stronger

I can go a lot, lot longer!

You should have killed me when I was younger

Back when your attacks made me think I'd be a goner!

You really think I couldn't take this weight on my shoulders?

Watch the pеbbles that I'm holding turn to boulders

Watch me bеnd my knees

Watch me swap them

Watch me pick them up and drop them!

Is that all you got?

I was expecting more!

You fire shot after shot

But I'm still not dead on the floor!

No, I'm walking forwards, unperturbed!

Not falling over, coming towards you!

You had a few good hits in when I was younger

Yeah, back then I really thought I'd be a goner!

But I stayed alive, got a lot stronger, so thank you!

You were teaching me to survive, I will not complain

Yeah, it was all training, I appreciate the pain

But you have beaten me repeatedly

About an inch from death

And every time you do it hurts a little bit less

I'm bored of your attacks, all your punches I can catch

Knock me flat on my back, and I will slowly adapt

Beat me 500 times, but I've got 5,000 lives!

Walk through the boss fog alive!

Stronger each time 'til I'm Super Saiyan 5!

Watch me slowly adapt to every one of your attacks

Watch me bounce right back

Is that all you got?

It's gonna take more than that!

What's wrong, buddy?

There's the trigger, pull it!

I'm right here!

There's the trigger, pull it!

There's your gun, buddy!

There's the trigger, pull it!

Oh dear, was that your last bullet?

Is that all you got?

I was expecting more!

Fire shot after shot

But I'm still not dead on the floor!

No, I'm walking forwards

You've barely bruised my ego!

If I was gonna fall over

I would have done so a long, long time ago!

I really thought that I didn't have that dog in me

But I survived what I thought was gonna kill me!

Oh dear, now I feel a little silly!

Oh shit, guess I do got that dog in me!

You can empty every bullet you got in my face

It stings like hell, but other than that, I am unfazed

And this weight that I shoulder is just giving me more gains

Watch me shake it off like water on a wet dog when it rains

I guess, I guess I do!

Got that dog in me!

I guess, I guess I do!

Got that dog in me!

I guess, I guess I do!

Got that dog in me!

I guess, I guess I do!

Got that dog in me!

I guess, I guess I-

Life is really trying its hardest to kill me

And one day, it will

Life always gets the last laugh

One day, one of these shots will be my last

Life always gets the last laugh

Eh, but not today!

Watch me slowly adapt to every one of your attacks

Watch me bounce right back

Is that all you got?

It's gonna take more than that

Knock me flat on my back

I'll get up and stay on track

Watch me slowly adapt!

Is that all you got?

It's gonna take more than that!

Did you think I'd fall down by now?

(It's gonna)

Did you think you'd hear the bell by now?

(Take four)

Did you think I'd fall down by now?

Did you think you'd hear the bell by now?